10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!