10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"