10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."