10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.