10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo