10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain