10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.