10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"