10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• if u play for the thrill u are ill