10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.