10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is for loners.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"