10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--