10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is for loners.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..