10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."