10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth