10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Fold and live to fold again
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)