10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.