10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fold and live to fold again
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear