10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm