10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson