10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)