10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Fold and live to fold again
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach