10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.