10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester