10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio