10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A