10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.