10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.