10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant