10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.