10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha