10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.