10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword