10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls