10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.