10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.