10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"