10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"