10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Welcome to kicker school
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.