10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves