10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha