10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves