10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright