10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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