10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz