10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?