10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack