10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.