10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo