10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• It's Free To Fold...